In French you don’t say “Stop making these posts before I kill myself” you say “Encore une putain de message et je vais vous noyer dans un océan de sperme” which translates into, “One more fucking post and I’ll drown you in a sea of cum.” I find that beautiful. A sea of cum. Drowning in gallons and gallons of cum. Inspiring.
I don’t like looking people in the eyes while I walk around town because they might challenge me to a Pokemon battle and I just don’t have time for that.